Favourite part is when they want 10 years of experience coding in a 5 year old programming language or framework.

And no that’s not just a meme. This actually happens!

In the village I grew up in, there’s this family business where I’ve seen it more than once that a 5-year-old was skillfully operating a machine larger than anything I’m allowed to drive.

And, of course, they were usually told to take over when their dad or sibling had to get up onto the fork/bucket of that machine to unload whatever they were transporting.