May I offer you?

god damnit, i’m mad i laughed so hard

age/sex/location - it was a means of greeting to establish if it was someone you wanted to chat with, not great in hindsight, but a lot of us were kids :P

why anyone would use sports for stress relief when art exists is beyond me but ok.

This is what turned me into an ES fan. I played Daggerfall when it came out, but didn’t really get it (was a kid). When Morrowind came out, I was old enough to really get into it. One-shotting an entire city with a custom spell was fun as hell.

Having no empathy is the main requirement

No. I don’t even want to be my own level of famous, and I’m a nobody.

holy shit, underrated comment. got me good m8

screxisting - screaming while existing

scronscious - screaming while conscious

scrasturbating - screaming while masturbating (personal favorite of mine)

2030: Critical thought will fry your brain

I bet the horse worms aren’t stoked about it

I’d imagine they have a few complaints about it

Then stop putting nasty dicks in your mouth?

I don’t know anyone picking up a PSP again in 2026. I also don’t know anyone.

But every time I wash my hands I get piss on them!

Can confirm - I also have sleepovers with this person’s wife.

Call 'em whatever you like, they’re all octobussies to me.

Help! Help! They’re being repressed!

Oh same, my grandpa didn’t die in Korea either. Twins!

And you REALLY don’t need to know what I do with closed doors behind partners.