Descart: What an excellent time to be long dead and therefore not need to even think about this logical abomination of a sentence!

Penguins: well, we’re going extinct then…

What does programming have to do with animals?

Those “kids” are killers. Tens thousands Ukrainians are dead because of those “kids”.

I talk about bribes

Still, Iran could use some therapeutic bombing. Dangerously shitty country. It was them who taught Russians how to build Shaheeds. And send them a bunch of ballistic missiles too.

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save money for the police

No! It doesn’t work that way. Like at all. Legalizing will make police tremendously poorer. Found a joint? Got a few pounds in the pocket. The owner is released. Until next time. Next joint. And next banknote. Infinite money! Where the fuck would police get money if weed and prostitution would be legalized?

Donny – zero.

Can’t be many of those in that shithole country.

Railroad is one of the few things Russia can do effectively.

Ремонту на пару тижнів по заміні (“It’ll take a few weeks to fix the rail”)

New railway “bavovna” is always welcome, but no way the repair will take a few weeks. Those are rails. Push the damaged cisterns aside, wait for a rail-layer train… tomorrow evening all will be fixed. Unless you have some spare bomb left for a rail-layer :)

It isn’t fair

No, it IS fair. I understand what you want it ALL, and you want a homeless man to have nothing, not even a hair. But it is fair, go eat your salad, baldy.

Yes, it is forbidden to write the truth on the billboards…

Cool. Give him a medal and send him to Pakistan.

Please, stop humiliating the old heroes. Let them be old and loved by the fan society. Make some new toy for yourself.

Remember Garrett, the master thief from the City? The guy feels excellent while no corporation squeezes his pocket dry of loot. We have a dozen new missions every year. Made by fans and of excellent quality.

Oh, ok.

Capitalism: an object’s cost determined solely on how much customers are willing to pay on a large scale. Raise the price while they pay. When they stop, raise the price again but announce a few pence discount and they will start paying again.

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Putin: no justification, no justification…

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