It is an interesting idea that roommates would all have to vote on whether to let one in, ngl

No. And there is no guarantee that human cops even follow their rules so imagine a thirsty vampire in a position of power/authority. The warrant can be a tool to gain entry but they would probably still be bound by whatever hearth magick serves as a barrier.

Ok but what if I only invite him into my shed and then keep him chained up in there?

This and lucky horseshoe or salt lines can repel

BRB writing a new movie about a vampire airbnb guest

It is still YOUR house bc you live and sleep and eat there

No they wouldn’t tbh

Neither are the disabled apparently

Greetings fellow Lord

Real

Barely tools eh? Takes one to know one I suppose

Was it really tho?

In Japan they have clubs for that sort of thing

Sorry to say it mate but that was always the plan. Toy companies (namely the people behind LeapFrog) have been implementing ai, funding the advancement of it, using it to help the deaf, all sorts of things. I grew up with many robot companion toys. M3GAN is pretty accurate but we have all seen Child’s Play, no?

I love this comparison and hate this experiment. I would reference this to explain the cruelty of capitalism in general, but now things are literal af.