What the hell is going on with his pinky finger?

Damnit… dioxygen-diflouride again.

Not before Zombie Roald Dahl rises from his grave and forcibly vaccinates every child in the world.

Because white.

Nah, they use Higan now.

I heard Rockwell was even worse.

Oh! That’s why my life is in the toilet!

Maybe c/FuckCars is on to something.

Invisibility, chameleon, shapeshifter.

The Redundant Spy.

If I feel something more solid than snot hit the tissue, I’ll check.

You never know when it might be bloody sinus tissue again.

I’m just going to assume all authors are creeps from outset from now on.

Did Jesus suck a lot of dick?

Now Baldur’s Gate 4.

Everybody already has access to ELIZA-level tech.

Man was hair-deep in math-whore tail.

Old memory management.

Also freshens your breath.

GWAR should play the Sphere.

Orthogonal solids only.

We call them “Woke DEI Bathrooms” now.

All cooking is vibes based.

It’s baking where you’ve got to plan it out like d-day.