I don’t have the patience or a blood sugar for a podcast. Too much effort. And I don’t even know what I’d talk about…

Depends. The average person? No.

The cop who just found me dumpster diving trying to find something to eat for the first time in days who screamed at me so hard I started to have a panic attack? Yeah.

Same lol my main account hits the 2 year mark like 2 weeks after lemmy.world’s two year anniversary

Honestly how it feels sometimes lmao if people ask nice then I’ll do a lot of random shit. I like making people happy. If you’re a dick? I grew up an island where the weather itself tries to murder you. Spite is what powers my entire being.

Lies

Thank you very much. And to you for managing to score that username. I thought me getting just a first name as my main account was good but damn.

Nah, not true

Explain? Lol

Not too dissimilar. It rapidly devolves into “What in the utter fuck?!” in both cases.

I swear to god people would pay money to get narrated by a voice HALF as good as yours!

Who’s to say people don’t?

I just wish more people did.

I’m fucking hungry.

But thank you <3

Demonstration.

Got your engagement

Hey, one of us has to have a good day, right?

Thanks <3

I just laughed so hard that I scared the cat. I did not expect that. Fucking hell lmfao

No. WE DID.

Now it’s the last one because I really do have to go.

Aww. Thanks.

Don’t worry, I’m done now lol

You know, for as much as I post I don’t think people have realized they can just straight up summon me yet to do stupid things.

I am just a goof.

… Who? Also I just re-recorded it with more to it. Does that make it better or worse lol