Trainblerone.

Yeah, but what happens when he learns how to make a combustible lemon?

Hmmm…which kleptocrat was Putin trying to erase, I wonder?

I would say The Matrix, but I guess that’s more of landlord situation?

Crusty jugglers!

Uhhh…didn’t 1Q84 have a female main character?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1Q84

Do you want the Bene Tleilax? Because this is how you get the Bene Tleilax.

Brown or black lentils in sloppy joes are great!

Ironically the picture in the post is of a notably non-American MiG-29. The rest seems pretty on-point, though.

We have those, and they can be found at any Barnes & Noble. You can find them by the stench. 🤢

I feel like the movie isn’t even that old!

I don’t think the shots they’ve been giving him are working anymore 😐

Why yes, I have in fact been to the Tacoma Mall. 😁

MS-DOS 6.22 seemed to be pretty ok, I guess?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantitative_analysis_(finance)

Shame the author is a piece of crap, I really like his work as a kid!

https://www.sffchronicles.com/threads/576758/

Or this one:

https://youtu.be/AHHi_7ox9RI