Moving out and finally experiencing childhood at 27.

Shit just works, it’s in the name.

Winks in Notepad ;)

Wtf I’m somehow both of these

How will they watch rich people pretend to die?

Being stuck in a traffic jam while driving. I have a 0% chance because I don’t drive.

A super nintendo shirt, it’s black and has the red logo on it, with a red skirt and black sneakers.

I’m pretty good at super smash bros.

Everything else is complicated. I want to improve but I also don’t. I also don’t want to stagnate or get worse. And I don’t want to abandon them either but I hate doing them.

Include Offline Games by Jindoblu

Yeah it has ads if you’re online but I paid once for no ads, also you could just play offline to have no ads. There are IAPs that could be obtained with a 30 second ad, but they’re not required or forced onto you with bad level design.

I’d rather kill one person rather than many, I just prefer if the one person weren’t mourned

Lemmy learns all mothers aren’t like the cartoon characters

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Yeah that’s the point I’m trying to make. What’s in that particular brand that actually works?

Yeah but that particular brand actually worked on me lmao. The others with higher doses were as good as just wishing I could sleep

I’ve had the twitching my whole life.

Also I’m not getting paid lmao

I ask because there’s no way it’s just a phobia. Every single time anything goes well something bad happens to balance it out. Yesterday afternoon I went for a ride in the nice weather but it turned out my scooter wasn’t plugged in fully so I only had 50% plus the tires were flat so the mileage was awful. Couldn’t ride for as long as I wanted. Went to the gym and reached my goals and also bought some fast food in the same day despite these bad omens and some of the food leaked in my bag on the way home onto my gym clothes then my phone holder randomly broke so I’ll need a new one. Also my scooter tires were flat so I had to inflate them which took a long time and almost made me late to work. The valve is hard to unscrew and I got a blister on my thumb that hurts like hell. Also my back hurts horribly and it’s interfering with my job alongside that stupid blister. Everything good comes with something at least 1.5x worse. My boyfriend is annoyed at how overprotective and overbearing I am of him, but every time I find someone I actually enjoy being around, they die. I can’t take it anymore.

Not sponsored but MidNite™ Back To Sleep melting tablets have eradicated this struggle so I can spend less time trying to sleep and more time working.

Reminds me of trolls on parler and those fringe far gone conservative sites

It could be funny like how absurd could you be without getting found out

BRUH