Generally, I’d agree with you on that first part but wouldn’t lose sleep over making some exceptions. One of a handful of reasons I’m not applying for a job where I’d be asked to make those decisions any time in the foreseeable future.

Too quick and too kind but at least it gets the job done.

“Put this piece of me in your mouth and drink my bodily fluids.”

Imagine being so far down your list of disinformation campaign ideas that this is the best one you had to keep from getting fired and sent to the front lines.

Why does Elon look like he’s badly photoshopped onto his own body?

I’ve never heard anyone say Prince Pierre Bonaparte didn’t shoot Ronald McDonald. Do with that (lack of) information what you will.

I’m assuming it’s near one of the populated parts which narrows it down significantly.

…‘Who is responsible?’

Obviously the deer is very responsible, he’s wearing proper PPE.

Turns out GIGO still applies but nobody told the machines.

And calling someone a cunt is yonic.

…You might just be a colorectal surgeon.

Great, now it’s time to watch the video.

I’m making some guesses here that it’s about a browser (and that it’s a browser with a feature to restore previous sessions) but it seems to fit.

I only just realized that EOD in this context meant “End of day”. Thought this was a highly-trained bomb tech who couldn’t integrate new information into their process.

You can restore your previous browsing session from the history menu in Firefox. It’ll bring up multiple windows and their tabs.

Kinda sounds like a reason some people might try to preserve or widen a gender pay gap. If they can’t keep women barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, this is their next best thing.

Both sides both sides both sides both sides bo…

You got it, buddy.

…suspended for two years, …

With a reinforced harness and pulley system to accommodate his weight, hopefully.

On one end, yeah.

Turns out the A in AD&D stood for “Appalachian”.