So I go to my doctor and he says, “you know you really need to stop masturbating so much”. I ask, “why, I thought it was a normal habit?” He says, “you need to stop because I can’t clean your teeth like this!”

GenX checking in, I have this image stored on my phone and just throw it at people for no good reason because it pleases me.

I don’t know what it means. I don’t think it means anything. Fits my worldview nicely.

Fire also creates activity.

Cool, I can ignore this just like the other two.

I like a lot of movies and I should like Dune, but I just CANNOT get into this series, I have no idea why. It feels like the story moves at an absolute glacial pace.

I use it for my personal stuff. It’s pretty rough. It gets the job done, but it’s not fun to try and figure out how to do things with it. Charting in their spreadsheet program is frustrating.

It’s just marginal at most anything it does. I use it to monitor my inbox and chats. It misses stuff all the time. I’ve actually had to use claude to create very specific prompts for Copilot agents. It helped a lot, but overall, it’s just not very good.

I tried to get my company to buy my security team Anthropic tools, but they all fought me on it. My boss, my employees, everyone.

I told them that while we’re here trying to make Copilot help us work through things, the bad guys are out there using anything they can get their hands on. In response, my boss said that we should focus on patching and not spend time concerning ourselves with what bad actors are doing to leverage AI.

I never understand the current anti-AI view for a lot of people. When regular people use it to try and help them do their jobs, they turn out slop, when adversaries use it to successfully and rapidly mount cyber attacks, all of a sudden it is scary effective? Which is it, because it can’t be both. Either AI is shit and makes slop or it is effective in the hands of people that learn how to use it.

See other responses about not giving a shit what others think.

I used to get tickets constantly. I wasn’t a wild speeder, just always got caught.

I drive MUCH faster now, more frequently and for longer durations. I also drive a bright green muscle car so I’m not inconspicuous at all. I haven’t gotten a ticket in ages. The last time i did get one, I paid a lawyer to make it go away.

So money and a good beard seem to put a stop to most of that. Being able to go 80-90 and not worry too much about it is nice (on clear empty roads, not like a dickbag weaving through traffic).

Are you saying that it is or is NOT in my butthole?

Whatever, gonna stimulate that part anyway.

norepinephrine

I like to spray my hippocampus with the stuff, but I just use adderall instead.

One of the more notable drugs in the stimulant class is amphetamine, which acts as a dopamine and norepinephrine analog, reuptake inhibitor, as well as an agent that increases the amount of global catecholamine signaling throughout the nervous system by reversing transporters in the synapses.

Yeah, I don’t love teams, but slack is dogballs. I know, let’s make some more places for shit to be!

(these are Germans, they probably are into it)

OMG no, no NO!

Baking soda and vinegar mixed together do fucking NOTHING to clean anything! It never has and it never will! You make carbon dioxide gas and sodium acetate. Neither of which do dick for cleaning.

Stop fucking telling people to do this, it is 100% worthless!

If you want to do anything, buy some sodium percarbonate powder and add that to your laundry. It’s the active ingredient of so-called “oxygen bleach”. Sodium percarbonate is good at removing stains and yellowing from white clothes and helping to take the stink out of smelly laundry. For really nasty stuff, mix up a few tablespoons in a bucket with hot water and let your stuff soak for an hour and then throw it through the machine.

Either that or just spend a little more money on quality laundry detergent. Plain old Tide works quite well for most people. If you have a top load washer, set it so that it fills the tub to the max. Front loaders and super eco-friendly washers are fine for most people, but for those that work outside or do dirty things for a living, you need more water and soap to get your stuff clean.

Borax or 20 Mule Team are good if you have hard water since it softens and will prevent minerals in the water from binding to the detergent such that the detergent remains available for cleaning your laundry vs just getting wasted by hard water. It doesn’t necessarily clean stuff on it’s own, but it just makes the detergent you have more efficient, thusly why it is often called a “laundry booster”. It does have some properties that do help clean, but it is most effective as a pH buffer.

If you have hard water and nasty laundry, you can indeed mix sodium percarbonate and borax with your regular detergent. Soften and condition the water with the borax, permit the detergent to be more effective and the sodium percarbonate (which turns into hydrogen peroxide in water) will oxidize the filth in your clothes to keep things from being dingy and smelly without chlorine bleach.

I hear that the act of reading things that are a little bit challenging can be good for cognitive development.

I mean, we could also ask strangers to chew our food for us because chewing things can be difficult.

There is no RAM shortage. There is only greed.

We haven’t run out of the ingredients. The machines that make it have not all been raptured.

This is nothing more than greedy assholes demeaning more money for something they can control.

There is no shortage, don’t call it that or you are feeding their narrative.

it supplies references. check them.

you could also say the same thing about wikipedia.

I like the kitty.

I’m all for pushing hr out first. I mean how hard is that job anyway? Every question has the same answer: “well you should check the internal hr site.” Thanks for nothing, i did that first because it would have saved me the trouble of dealing with your useless ass. I need to understand how I can buy a new hire in india out of the waiting period from their current employer. If you would put useful things on the site, that might help, but you don’t. And then you don’t know the answer and punt to legal AGAIN. I could save us both a lot of time and talk to them directly. If your only value is being a proxy to legal, bring on the fucking ai.

Am a boss. No we aren’t.

I use it to interrogate our wikis and SharePoint, sprint data. It keeps me from having to ask my employees dumb questions.

I use it to dig up info on stuff I don’t know about so I can make informed decisions or reduce the length of meeting because I can come prepared.

People love to talk about slop like it is something new and can only be made by ai. Spoiler, people (such as the author of this dumb piece) have been making it for a long time.

I want you to tell me more about your cats.