Based stuck in the past lemming.

Yet another 20 year war the US will “win”.

Why did the dentist cross the road?

I love how autistic lemmy is.

Recognize a joke challenge, difficulty impossible

he doesn’t read the entire thread before “dunking” on someone

badass VP position at my dad’s company

3000 sqft home on the water

2 boats

3 cars

girlfriend, wife, mistress

full head of hair

I don’t know, you tell me.

Absolutely insufferable linux nerds will be the death of lemmy.

It’s true, everyone interested in piracy is a part of the daily operations of Anna’s Archive.

We? I don’t have anything to do with that site.

Where’s that one idiot that was arguing the word slop was a slur? 😂

I don’t play enough children’s games to understand this reference.

HAHA racism!

1/2 kilo it is

Yo dawg, we put chili in your ice cream cake so it’ll stay frosty.

Be careful what you wish for

Zuckerfuck is not technology.

Oxballs and Squarepeg Toys make some high quality silicone toys. Njoy does stainless steel, pricey but worth it. I just bought a couple of glass ones from Luscious playthings; well made with high quality glass.

A nice butt plug ☺️

Do tigers also have barbed penises…?