Ronald Reagan? Donald Trump? The actor!?

If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants blinding everyone else LOL

Chloroplasts are the mitochondria of the plant

Berries taste better when you’re bleeding

Anders Holmvik

What a colossal piece of shit

I know it’s supposed to be trump but this almost reads like free-form poetry and it’s goddamn beautiful

Hey! Fuck you!

It looks like you couldn’t decide on “bizarre” or “bazaar” so you split the difference. Bazaar is a market place, bizarre is weird. Just fyi, not trying to be a dick about it happy holidays love you

I boofed an Apple once, now I have a prostate orgasm every time I get a call

I just woke up from a nap, I didn’t even know who I am

I’m 99% sure that Dorito Mussolini had a mini McDonald’s installed in Air Force One. There’s no bags, they have dine-in trays, and bottled soda because they couldn’t put a fountain machine in a plane.

I had one of these

it would have cost you literally nothing to not post that

but you did

Something something immigrant song

And then there’s the aliens!

Don’t google “meatspin”.

Or do, I’m not your mother

Great, now I’m picturing a helicoptering dong

I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore

One more pun and I’m calling The Police.