And you can eat your favorite chaff at the same time!
It needs a port that you can attach your bag of caffeinated noodles to.
You can make the most vile, cynical, brainrotting product if you advertise it to Gamers™.
We Gamers™ are on the cutting edge of humanity.
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My Teammates:
“Wtf is that sound?!”
“Kolanaki put oats in his gamer muzzle again…”
Me: munches on oats
🐴?
Is there… Is there a matching blindfold? Asking for a friend.
It also comes with a gamer buttplug and cat ears.
For haptic feedback and headset weight distribution, of course
bro it better come with a ballgag and chastity cage too
Im not gonna fuckin lie, I looked into buying one of these FOR WEEKS cus of my college dorm.
250 something dollars. Im good.
250 is ridiculous, just buy a lavalier mic and put a face mask on at that point
A regular facemask won’t dampen sound much though.
Stuff 3 socks in mouth first.
I don’t speak on Voice chat though, mainly because many gamers online are racist (and sexist) pigs. Back in the day I did used to use TeamSpeak to talk to others in games and they both be racist toward me, and make fun of my voice saying I sound like a girl.
So, text only from now on, if reading is too hard especially with spelling mstakes if I’m doing it quickly in game, fuck them.
I do think this could have some use for me though, particularly with private calls which I’d prefer other people to not hear the other side of, though it’s still very hard to justify it since it just looks way too silly.
Edit: Oh and it’s way too fucking expensive, but of course it is, it’s targeted at “gamers” they’re a crowd that is stupid enough to buy anything even if it is insanely overpriced, they already do it with their overpowered gaming PCs, so it’s not surprising they’d do it with their accessories too.
This product is DOA… No RGB
Doctors On Asteroids?
that would actually be usefull for me damn. I make inhuman noises when gaming with friends
I guess I’m fucking strange because I tend to game in complete silence.
