I love how they check on the cake instead of checking on him.
Russia is a societal shithole.
Thinking: “fucker ruined the damn cake”
Nah, they were just getting rid of the murder weapon. Poison tipped spikes.
Lol fuckin dumbass
Is it cultural to smash you head in the cake or was he just throwing a temper tantrum because he didnt want the cake?
I’ve seen videos before of people head butting cakes, specifically russians, which makes me think it’s a thing. Otherwise, it would be hard for his “friends” to plant the spikes for him to smash his head into.
I would like to know what they’re saying though: Anyone here that can get a translation?
Cameraman: we are doomed as a nation.
Soldier: agreed, death is the only way out of a slow descent into misery.
Cameraman: indeed. Unless we rise up and kill Putin, no other country will see us as anything more than a shithole infested with vermin. Death is the only way out. This is why we put some spikes in your cake.
Soldier: say no more, fam.
Fuckers can’t even fight a cake
Kebab
Be careful kid, you’ll poke your eye out
OMg I’m laughing so hard - what a dumbass!