Prince: I’m looking for a maiden who thicc as fuk

Attendant: The glass slipper, sire!

Prince: Oh yeah the foot that too

No paywall link https://archive.is/20250417125014/https://www.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3306933/no-quick-wins-china-has-worlds-first-operational-thorium-nuclear-reactor

Work should be illegal on Funday.

Middle Earth is flat. When they sail to the Undying Lands, they actually just fall off the edge.

Everyone should watch the movie Waiting at least once. And not just for the penis showing game.

Useful meetings? Yes. Useless? No.

Precisely!

We don’t ask this sort of shit during our interviews.

A few did. Many still don’t understand, and some are doing some pretty impressive mental gymnastics to make it sound like it’s Biden’s fault somehow.

The knuckleheads all thought that the other countries would be paying the tariffs because they didn’t understand how tariffs work.

RIP. This is a wonderful portrait and tribute.

Gotcha. Apple being a pain in the ass again.

Doesn’t Steam run on Macs? I am not a gamer (but have been wanting to start playing some stuff) and I genuinely have no idea.

“Avengers assemble!”, Cap using Mjolnir, Tony’s snap… So good.

I just think a giant swarm of rednecks spilling over the border trying to punch anything they can is a funny mental image.

Ah, but it doesn’t say anything about an unarmed attack!

A Prime sitting area.

I also recall their wings being great, but they went downhill for sure.

Yes.

I feel like this is wholesome. His mom supports his lifting endeavors enough to take pics for him, and he’s not embarrassed at all to have her in the photo with him.