Back when I actually used Windows I never used an anti-virus and I never got a virus.

Hah. Yep I know this guy too except for maybe the crossfitter part. He’d definitely be a crossfitter if he wasn’t lazy.

This is the only excuse for the massive inflation of new car prices vs. rate of wage increases over the decades. I will give auto engineers props for this accomplishment; cars are so much safer now than 30 years ago.

Stanford has managed to cure type 1 diabetes in mice. Lets see if big pharma lets that get anywhere.

Former corporate middle manager here and yeeeeaaah you know if you could stop posting memes at work and get those reports to me by 3 o’clock that would be greeeeaaaat.

Like a cold butter knife through concrete.

You’ll be one of the first they come after.

Maybe the asteroid impact actually changed the rotational speed of the planet and increased gravity. There, I just created a new theory.

What a shitty way to go that would have been for the dinosaurs and any other giant species. Imagine some ELE hitting humankind but sparing all the little people.

Fuck, now I can’t unconsider it.

Maybe air traffic controllers should start making errors in routing for private jets, due to overwork and stress.

This is me over and over again in the grocery store. Apart from the munching first, that is.

Now they need to go shoot the people who issued the orders. Happy endings all around.

Wait until the next level though, where your bedtime is as soon as you fucking can and you wake up multiple times during the night to pee or just because.

The meek shall inherit the earth.

Yeah Archon, the Might & Magic series, Road Rash etc.

Eh some of their stuff from the 80s was pretty groovy.

Sometimes I give zero fucks and kick it into turbo mode.

I hope it’s Birdo Toad

And everyone needs a new fridge every 3-5 years now because they’re all pieces of shit.

Yeah we had to replace our piece of shit Samsung fridge this year and after doing days of research it turns out pretty much all fridges are pieces of shit these days.