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minus-squareS3verin@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agothats literally my job (web development teacher)
minus-squarecoloredgrayscale@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoYou poor soul. clicks scrollbar with mouse and drags it, instead of using the scroll wheel
minus-squarebaker@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-21 year agoFool—the scroll wheel is a scalpel; the scrollbar is a broadsword. Use the right tool for the job.
minus-squaremaiskanzler@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoMouse? OG experts fumble with the touchpad and touchpad buttons to drag the scrollbar down inch by inch.
minus-squareS3verin@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoright click -> copy; right click -> paste
minus-squareSaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down30·1 year agoI’ve seen someone briefly turn on caps lock to type a single capital letter, I wanted to scream
minus-squaredrcobaltjedi@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoFormer “IT” coworker would do that too. He apparently didn’t know how to type characters on tge number row, you know like & for example. I called him out on him using caps lock instead of shift and he asked “what do yoy do, hold shift?” with a tone that implied I was the crazy one.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoPlease tell me your students aren’t making pages that load >5MB of uncompressed javascript and css
minus-squareS3verin@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoof course not, its >5mb of compressed javascript and css
thats literally my job (web development teacher)
You poor soul.
clicks scrollbar with mouse and drags it, instead of using the scroll wheel
Fool—the scroll wheel is a scalpel; the scrollbar is a broadsword. Use the right tool for the job.
Mouse? OG experts fumble with the touchpad and touchpad buttons to drag the scrollbar down inch by inch.
right click -> copy; right click -> paste
I’ve seen someone briefly turn on caps lock to type a single capital letter, I wanted to scream
Former “IT” coworker would do that too. He apparently didn’t know how to type characters on tge number row, you know like & for example.
I called him out on him using caps lock instead of shift and he asked “what do yoy do, hold shift?” with a tone that implied I was the crazy one.
Please tell me your students aren’t making pages that load >5MB of uncompressed javascript and css
of course not, its >5mb of compressed javascript and css