This absolutely cracked me up because I’ve actually been in that scenario. Granted, it was more about the can that I didn’t have a means to open than the beans, but still
The big exam comes around, you show up with your pencil and calculator. Nope. Can of beans. Sorry sir, once you’ve sat for the test there’s no leaving. Good luck. 80 college students pounding it against the floor at once.
Lab-grown meat. Lab-grown meat is the answer.
The answer is learn to eat fuckin beans.
I really enjoy the use of the word “learn” here. I can see somebody sitting, stressed, in front of a can of beans, just not knowing what to do
This absolutely cracked me up because I’ve actually been in that scenario. Granted, it was more about the can that I didn’t have a means to open than the beans, but still
The big exam comes around, you show up with your pencil and calculator. Nope. Can of beans. Sorry sir, once you’ve sat for the test there’s no leaving. Good luck. 80 college students pounding it against the floor at once.