Ilang kembot na lang pala first anniversary na ng blackout. Congratulations sa 15 users (according sa stats) na tumindig, lmao.

Found a pusakal with folded ears, a Puspin fold. Haha. May he continue to evade the authorities. Aggressive manghuli ng pusa yung baranggay where he lives :(

This month’s Ask PHlemmy: If you could wake up tomorrow and be an expert in one skill you currently lack, which skill would you choose and for what reason?

Kabadtrip mga nangunguha ng uploads and don’t have the common decency to give credit.

Gusto pa maging wise-ass and tell me that ABS/GMA/RPN owns that video as if that’s the bone of contention. I never claimed to be the owner, kaya nga I abhor CTTO e. The question is may mapapanood ka ba kung walang nag-record 30 years ago, took care of the tape, spent hours cleaning, digitizing, and converting said footage? Wala, di ba? So stop pretending that you can just waltz in on those channels and get that footage. Antayin mo sa 2029 ipalabas sa Buko yan, bugok.

I normally stick up for Robin when people make dumb statements about him (e.g. “WaLa NaMaN gInAgAwA yAn!”) but his unabashed defense of Quiboloy just takes the cake. Kung naniniwala ka na inosente siya, then why are you blocking the subpoena? Kaya nga siya pinapapunta sa senado to explain his side.

Tapos “hero” daw kasi si Quiboloy. Yes, so was Jim Jones, Bill Cosby, Harry Roque, Jimmy Savile, OJ Simpson, Chris Benoit, the list goes on. Whatever good they did will never outweigh their depravity.

So what’s up everyone? Buhay pa kayo?

Musta ang Marso mga ka-lemmy? Sa mga gotymers jan, 4% na lang interest. Pero not surprised sa move.

Kainis yung nang-video ng daga sa NAIA. Pano daw kung nakita ng foreigner? Who gives a flying fuck what they think? As if naman hindi na sila pupunta ng Pinas pag nakakita sila daga, lol. It’s also one rat in like forever and on our best terminal at that. It’s not like it’s a common occurence. Hambalusin kita ng Taylor Swift poster tube mo e.

This is semi-correct. I still browse Reddit but I use the same account. I don’t see the point of using another considering I don’t post anyway and I admitted many times that I still go there, although admittedly posting IS tempting specifically if there’s an interesting topic.

On that note, I only had one alternick ever in r/PH and that was filipin0truther. It was a gimmick account intended to confuse people because he would act like the typical “filipinotruther” but also contradict himself by posting Rappler sources and other random threads. Babaw lang ng kaligayahan ko laughing at the reactions (“Truther is a double agent???”, “So okay lang ang Rappler kung pabor sa argument mo?”) Hahahaha.

Kaya usong uso mga kabitan at sampalan sa primetime kasi that’s what people want to see. And by people, I mean the masa. Yan yung katulong na kinakaliwa pala ni mister while she’s out there busting her ass. Yan yung sari-sari store/carinderia owner na nagfa-fantasize sa construction worker na araw araw kumakain/bumibili ng softdrinks sa tindahan nila. Yung mga tao na nagse-settle pa rin ng differences nila by means of throwing plates at sinasabunutan yung kabit pag nakita. Yung housewife na taga-saing, taga-laba, taga-luto na may internal turmoil.

Sa kanila naka-toka ang mga advertisers with their laundry detergents, ginisa mixes, infant formulas, at mga piniprito na processed/preserved foods.

Ika nga ni Michael Steintorf sa The Wire: “Kids don’t vote”.

Hayyy… Marso na naman, at nagsisimula na naman ang kaalingsangan rito…

anybody here play hell divers 2?

The simple answer is kung ayaw mo magbigay, then don’t. The only people bothered by this are those seeking validation. The obvious reason for not giving is that what you have is just enough for you. Either way, it’s nobody’s business.

Wag mo tularan yung kailangan pa ipagsigawan sa mundo kung bakit ayaw nila magbigay. Kesyo sindikato daw o bigla na lang mag-iinvoke ng dura lex sed lex (bawal daw kasi sa batas) when it’s convenient for them, lol. As if the rules prevented them from doing anything illegal in their lives.

On another note, wag natin mamasamain yung mga tumatanggi ng pagkain. Beggars have fucked-up bodies. Yung digestive system nila is bad so anything na deviation sa nakasanayan na nila leads to all sorts of problems. Hindi rin nila kayang nguyain pandesal or most hard food due to their bad teeth.

Nabuhay na naman foreigner mods accusation sa r/PH 🤣

For the record, isa lang “foreigner” sa moderators — the founder, on account that he’s Caucasian. But I’m not even sure if he still counts as a “foreigner” in the sense that I don’t consider Sandara or Alex Compton as one. He’s been living here for decades. He doesn’t even interfere on mod affairs, contrary to claims na he’s some power-hungry despot.

May isa or dalawa siguro na full blooded Pinoy na nasa ibang bansa na ngayon, but if you think they’re not eligible to moderate the sub, I’m going to kick your xenophobe balls/cunt with barbed-wire-wrapped Steel Toe combat boots.