If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

@tomkatt
This isn’t a shower thought, it’s just a repost of an ancient meme

It’s not the falling that kills you, it’s the sudden stop

There have been a couple people that survived falling without a working parachute. Crazy rare, though.

As long as you can figure out that first step you’re fine!

You could also use a wingsuit, or a whole lot of helium balloons.

You only need one if you plan to skydive twice.