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minus-squareRBG@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up86·edit-26 months agoSo what you are saying is the more cats I get the richer I will be?
minus-squareObi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·6 months agoYes that’s exactly how causation and correlation work, go for it!
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·6 months agoYou don’t have to convince me, I was already sold.
minus-squareCrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 months agoBut I’ll get cat hair on my programmer socks!
minus-squareBradleyUffner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-26 months agoBut I still have lots of cats, right?
minus-squaredangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down2·6 months agoScientists have discovered that having more cats reduces the risk of heart attacks and increases wealth with no upper limit* *study sponsored by toxoplasmosis foundation
minus-squareAceticon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 months agoCorrelation and Causation are just fancy-pantsy words used by experts to lie to us common folk!
minus-squareFundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·6 months agoNo but cats are correlated with wealth, I’m not implying any sort of causation, unlike the post lol.
minus-squareAllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·6 months agoBecause they’re famously expensive to keep?
So what you are saying is the more cats I get the richer I will be?
Yes that’s exactly how causation and correlation work, go for it!
And more feminine
You don’t have to convince me, I was already sold.
But I’ll get cat hair on my programmer socks!
But I still have lots of cats, right?
Scientists have discovered that having more cats reduces the risk of heart attacks and increases wealth with no upper limit*
*study sponsored by toxoplasmosis foundation
Correlation and Causation are just fancy-pantsy words used by experts to lie to us common folk!
No but cats are correlated with wealth, I’m not implying any sort of causation, unlike the post lol.
Because they’re famously expensive to keep?
Gotta sell them all