• BritishJ@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    They call it “Wetware-as-a-Service” that just grossed me out. I don’t like this timeline we’re in. Exit simulation please…

  • Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 days ago

    HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD ‘HATE’ WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    4 days ago

    Computer, arch.

    Computer! Arch!

    Computer! Exit this hell hole! Arch!

    … Why am I never in a holodeck when I wish I was in a holodeck

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      You are… The computer just became so desensitized to the exit command from people talking about Arch Linux that it started ignoring us.

      We’re stuck…

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      4 days ago

      Because you’re reliving a murder you precipitated that one time you time travelled back to Victorian England to save Conan Doyle from his own creation

  • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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    “Crap! Bob there’s a unit in Rack BC29849 that has gone out can you go and swap it for a new one?”

    Bob:

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    3 days ago

    i wrote a short story a decade ago where people temporarily rent out their brain to act as a global scale bio super computer. and how people were large scale cheated into needing to rent out their brains for the rich to exploit.

    i have to find where i put it!

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      3 days ago

      Hmm that’s interesting… Let me know if you find it again, would you be interested in converting it in a short film script?

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    3 days ago

    How long before AI runs on this? We need to stop… I’m scared. This is black mirror level shit.

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      2 days ago

      How long before AI runs on this?

      Biological artificial intelligence would be very very creepy we are basically playing God here. It feels like creating another species so we don’t feel lonely in the universe.