The ermine, also known as a short-tailed weasel, has a body well suited to chasing down its prey. Long and slim, with short legs, they pursue smaller prey through grasses, up trees, across rivers, in snow and directly into their tunnels and dens.
They can take down prey as much as ten times their weight, including rabbits, hares and woodchucks!
That’s exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a calligraphy enthusiast
With a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I’ll never forget the very first thing she said to me
She said “Hey, you’ve got weasels on your face”
That’s when I knew it was true love
We were inseparable after that
Ah, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito