• scarabic@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Elon: Fuck you Twitter!

    Twitter: Fuck yourself, Elon!

    Elon: Oh yeah? Maybe I’ll just BUY you.

    Twitter: Ha! No you can’t….

    Elon: No? Watch this!

    Twitter: Gotcha, dipshit.

    Elon: What? Wait no!

    Twitter: Ahem… judge?

    Judge: They got you, dipshit.

    Elon: (unbans Trump) Nyah-Nyah!

    Twitter: Ahahahaha (all the way to the bank)

    Elon: Everyone see this? This is the ADL’s fault!