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minus-squareook@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·2 months agoYes, but you HAVE to wank on company time using the company laptop.
minus-squaremisk@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoI have ThinkPad at work which is pleasant enough to touch due to rubberised plastic but wanking with it sounds tricky because of how stiff it’s hinges are.
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 months agoDoesn’t it have the ThinkPad rubber nipple™?
minus-squaremisk@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoHow else would you engage in a foreplay with your laptop?
minus-squareAceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoIsn’t that the red one? At least there’s no excuse for not being able to find it.
minus-squareook@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoThere’s no need to kink shame here. That is only allowed outside of business hours.
Yes, but you HAVE to wank on company time using the company laptop.
I have ThinkPad at work which is pleasant enough to touch due to rubberised plastic but wanking with it sounds tricky because of how stiff it’s hinges are.
Doesn’t it have the ThinkPad rubber nipple™?
How else would you engage in a foreplay with your laptop?
Isn’t that the red one? At least there’s no excuse for not being able to find it.
There’s no need to kink shame here. That is only allowed outside of business hours.