This movie…
If you want to be annoyed for three hours this movie is for you!!
This movie does an excellent job of making every part of it annoying.
- Want annoying action scenes… (see bloated pregnant women firing machine guns) this movie has them
- Want annoying character names (see Jungle Pussy and Lockjaw) this movie has them.
- Want annoying characters (see all of them) this movie has them
- Want blaring scene inappropriate music, this movie has that!
- Want annoying dialogue, this movie has that!
- Want clumsy, vague and annoying story points, this movie has that.
- Want to see annoying sex scenes, this movie has several of those!
- Want to be annoyed that you can’t get those three hours back, this movie is for you!
I understand that this is considered the best movie of 2025… holy hell if that is true 2025 has to be worst year for movies in history.
I mean it wasn’t that bad but certainly not as great as it’s made out to be. People seem to love these artsy movies that make no sense. I think maybe it makes them feel smarter because they pretend to understand it. But maybe not, I dunno.
Also it has the longest and most boring car chase scene I think I’ve ever seen.
This may have been artfully made, but its not remotely an “artsy” movie at all.
Okay.
It is a PTA movie. He is the reigning king of Art House movies. The only way this thing can could get more artsy is to have a black and white scene with a coked out supermodel yelling egoees while standing on a balcony.