• StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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        1 month ago

        It’s prehensile, so more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail. But let me tell you, it’s expensive with tailors and I’m really careful and nervous around closing doors. Don’t get me started with elevators.

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      8 days ago

      “And during the difficult parts of my life, where were you then Jesus?”

      "That was when I carried you.

      And that was difficult, you see, because I had to let go of my big-ass cock and let it drag in the sand"

      -Footprints (and more) in the sand