ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agoI have a suspicion that most of men's problems and their ability to handle their lives stems from their incapability of sucking their own d***s.message-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down145
arrow-up1-26arrow-down1message-squareI have a suspicion that most of men's problems and their ability to handle their lives stems from their incapability of sucking their own d***s.ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square31linkfedilink
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoYou guys can’t suck you own dicks?
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 month agoIt’s prehensile, so more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail. But let me tell you, it’s expensive with tailors and I’m really careful and nervous around closing doors. Don’t get me started with elevators.
minus-squarefroh42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month ago more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail. Eating in public must be really weird for you.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·30 days agoFine for me. Weird for everyone else.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 days ago“And during the difficult parts of my life, where were you then Jesus?” "That was when I carried you. And that was difficult, you see, because I had to let go of my big-ass cock and let it drag in the sand" -Footprints (and more) in the sand
You guys can’t suck you own dicks?
Look, guy has grown a tail!
It’s prehensile, so more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail. But let me tell you, it’s expensive with tailors and I’m really careful and nervous around closing doors. Don’t get me started with elevators.
Eating in public must be really weird for you.
Fine for me. Weird for everyone else.
“And during the difficult parts of my life, where were you then Jesus?”
"That was when I carried you.
And that was difficult, you see, because I had to let go of my big-ass cock and let it drag in the sand"
-Footprints (and more) in the sand