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minus-squareComrade_Spood@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·27 days agoThey can pry the lithium from my cold, dead, Mainer hands. But I will be taking at least a few of them with me to Hell. The rest will perish from the curse of the Paul Bunyan statue, which will awaken like a vengeful Lorax golem.
minus-squarekata1yst@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·27 days agoWe have quite a few Paul Bunyans of notable size in Minnesota. If one awakens I hope they all do and become a weird US folklore version of the army of the ents.
They can pry the lithium from my cold, dead, Mainer hands. But I will be taking at least a few of them with me to Hell.
The rest will perish from the curse of the Paul Bunyan statue, which will awaken like a vengeful Lorax golem.
We have quite a few Paul Bunyans of notable size in Minnesota. If one awakens I hope they all do and become a weird US folklore version of the army of the ents.
Ayuh!