AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor
I’m a lot of things, but not a Velociraptor
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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•J.K. Rowling is clearly an asset. The true level of betrayal this person committed against three generations of fans, is enough to radicalize anyone. Which was the point. Nasty cunt.English
192·15 hours agoFuck… we live in a timeline of cunts so bad that every day there’s an asshole whose death will be celebrated as a holiday when it finally happens.
It’s so bad that I’m hoping for a painful death of all of them. They don’t deserve a peaceful quiet death, but a nasty one. And I’ll stop here because what I think is, at the very least, worthy of deletion by the mods.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are your favorite early youtube videos?English
2·2 days agoDraw with me. The original is really old, it was taken down and reuploaded. I always saw it so sad and powerful. Still makes me cry.
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World News@quokk.au•Iran's military warns 'parks, recreational areas and tourist destinations' worldwide won't be safe for enemiesEnglish
3·3 days agoYou know how people started saying “thanks obama” to anything they heard to mock magats?
Well, now you can slap a “thanks trump” on the latest bullshit you hear in the day and it won’t even sound like a joke. Chances are it’s actually true.
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World News@lemmy.world•Trump says he's been rejected by NATO, most allies to join mission to secure critical Strait of HormuzEnglish
48·5 days agoI don’t understand. Wasn’t the turd bragging not long ago about how it has the bestest strongestest military of the world and doesn’t need any help from NATO? Why the tamtrum now?
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World News@quokk.au•Israel reserves bomb shelters for rich JewsEnglish
4·8 days agoI suppose this proves they are not nazis… they do care about jews… given they have the money to be considered important.
Totally not a nazi thing this…
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump says US may strike Iran’s Kharg Island oil export hub ‘just for fun’English
2·8 days agoYou know how they work: “does bombing a school affect me directly?”
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World News@lemmy.world•‘Worst nightmare’: anger and frustration as Gulf states bear brunt of war they did not startEnglish
19·9 days agoNo. But this is not unfortunate, this is another consequence of having elected him.
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World News@lemmy.world•‘Worst nightmare’: anger and frustration as Gulf states bear brunt of war they did not startEnglish
281·9 days agoHow are the bribes to the child rapist paying out? I see you are recieving bombs in exchange to the “payments” you made to Mango Hitler. I suppose it was the expected result? Bombs for money, isn’t it?
Good. You need to keep getting bombs.
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World News@lemmy.world•‘Worst nightmare’: anger and frustration as Gulf states bear brunt of war they did not startEnglish
346·9 days agoTheir president has started this war and one of his first moves was to bomb a school full of girls.
Then he goes saying that they will hit them even harder and allows the nazi jews of israhell to bomb targets that are causing hell to the civilian population.
You’ll have to excuse me if I don’t share the thought that what you describe will be “unfortunate”.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump says US may strike Iran’s Kharg Island oil export hub ‘just for fun’English
302·9 days agoFor the first time ever, the orange child rapist is doing something good: he’s convincing people to switch to EVs at a rate nobody ever did. Seeing gas prices skyrocket has changed the mind of more coworkers to buy an EV as the next car than anything else. So… thanks, I guess?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are your Lemmy upvoting/downvoting habits? How do you judge posts/comments?English
4·9 days agoThis is me too.
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Global News@lemmy.zip•All 6 crew members on a US refueling plane that crashed in Iraq are dead, US military saysEnglish
10·10 days agoI hate how this is an actual real possibility in this timeline.
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•That's.... a good pointEnglish
913·11 days agoSo you want a Joker bombing kids? Ugh… no thanks.
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Yep, young people on their phones are definitely the problem. Not dangerous drivers that kill thousands of people (mainly other drivers) each year.English
414·12 days agoCarbrain making things up again.
If there weren’t cars in the cities, the worst thing a person with a phone could cause is bumbing into someone else at non-lethal speed.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump names Erika Kirk to key advisory board of US Air Force AcademyEnglish
25·12 days agoTired of your married life? Get yourself a new life with a guaranteed federal job with this simple method!
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World News@lemmy.world•10 players from Jamaican club denied entry to USEnglish
33·13 days agoThe US will win the next world cup. One way or another.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Hegseth declares, 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leadersEnglish
9·15 days ago@bdonvr@thelemmy.club explained it very well in their comment. To add, in Spanish, the letter “g” when followed by either an “i” or an “e” will be pronounced in three different ways depending on whether you add an “u” in between, and if that “u” has a diaeresis on it. If you add the dieresis, it means you have to pronounce the “u”. Think of “pingüino” (penguin in english). In order to say the “u” in the word, we add the diaeresis that says the reader that they have to say the “u”. In Spanish, “guillotina”, “pingüino” and “ginebra” you will read the sillabe with a “g” and an “i” differently on each of those words.
Spanish has tons of grammar rules. It’s hard to learn them all, but when you do, it makes extremely easy to know how to say a word when you read it. Even where to put the accent (even if there is no tilde in the word).
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Hegseth declares, 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leadersEnglish
1552·15 days agoSabes cómo se llama uno que habla tres idiomas? Trilingüe.
Sabes cómo se llama uno que habla dos? Bilingüe.
Sabes como se llama uno que habla un sólo idioma? Americano. Se llama americano.
This fucking moron made himself the punchline of the joke that we invented to mock those like him.




Unchecked capitalism and individualism.
Basically: “why should I help the others with my taxes if I’m doing ok?” and “profits over anything else”.