Jesus fuck, just let go!

Yeah, I didn’t bother looking up the current guy’s name because Balmer is funnier.

Well send Balmer to your house with a box of cookies! (Disclaimer: box may be empty depending on length of trip)

It’ll come out a year or two after the AI craze crashes!

Holy crap! When he said “AI mouse” I thought it was a joke. I mean it is, but, like, I thought it was an amusing fictional story.

“Tragedy at the air show today…”

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

She’s probably supposed to be raking the forest to prevent forest fires.

They both went viral somewhat recently. I think that’s the joke, Burns is so old and out of touch he mixed them up.

Wow. That’s… I don’t even know. Funny? Sad? Ridiculous? Maybe all of the above.

I don’t get it, I assume it has something to do with the Trump assassination attempt. Did the secret service not look up a slope or something?

That was great. :)

If it’s to your benefit, say nothing. But if it nerfs something you use then you have a duty to fix their mistake! Those national defence people will understand.

That’s right! My mom does think I’m special!

Did they check under the sofa cushions?

Do it with Temple of Doom! I want to see the pope yelling some Latin gibberish and trying to rip indigenous Indy’s heart out of his chest.

That’s amazing!

I knew a Jennifer who used “Niffer” as a nickname!

I was thinking it would be better if you could use the tool to disable windows features.

That gif is kind of disturbing to me. It doesn’t really seem like they’re having fun.