By design by Big Pen

Soak it in wine and boof it

I was going to learn how to give a really good handjob but the AI robots will probably take over that too.

Broke my wrist by blocking a gigantic remote control car flying directly at me at 50 MPH and I was the person controlling it.

Don’t worry, AI will save us

This is the way

Oh how the turntables…

Fuck The World by ICP, specifically the Richard Cheese cover - Fuck The World

What About Bob? is a great movie BTW.

“I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.” - Bill Hicks

Something like that

You just need to move on. Reddit had its time and place. I’m thankful for those early days I got to experience and so should you.

“And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.” - Hunter S. Thompson

My new angel, a 2 year old female 6 pound spayed chihuahua, humps her toys like she owes them money. I guess I’m just glad she’s getting extra cardio. Still awkward AF when we lock eyes.

Bill Hick’s Rant in E Minor

George Carlin

Mitch Hedberg

Bill Burr

Wanda Sykes

I had a small stroke looking at this

One singular item please

It would probably be more brown and blood colored

You can prairie dog, that’s acceptable

The larger the size, the better chance of solving all world hunger