Or “Tunnel Enthusiast”

It is already a well established fact that plants crave electrolytes.

It certainly does feel like they are pushing their confectionary product down our throats.

Edit: grammar

“Dear Mars, I was unable to enjoy my recently purchased Mars Bar as it was missing the trademark thick veins running down its shaft.”

Joe Bitin’

It should have been $Googol instead.

From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

Edit: missing of

“subscribers spend an average of two hours each day using the platform”

That seems like very deliberate phrasing. It is not stated as two hours a day watching content but simply using the platform. What constitutes “using” the platform?

Could you count the number of stains and then refer to it as stainfewer steel.

Rereads Tesla’s mission statement.

“Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.”

Stares at 3 ton lump of stainless steel parked in driveway.

To stop Reddit monsters, one, two, three
Here’s a fresh new way that’s trouble-free
It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee

Guarantee void in Tennessee.

Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!

Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

They probably mean that those convenient areas adjacent to the lanes on a road should be seen as “less bike lanes, but more car park”.

They have become more an Ad-verb in recent years.

Baberaham Lincoln

Later that evening at the local tavern.

“So then when it fails for the third time, he drinks a cup of acid, tips his hat to the crowd, and then collapses.”

“Haha! That’s gold!”

The tavern falls silent.

Is it pronounced Z or Z? I personally say Z.

Conway’s Law in action.

Organisations which design systems (in the broad sense used here) are constrained to produce designs which are copies of the communication structures of these organisations.