W A F F L E S T O M P

Usually staring blankly at the wall, hoping the shower will somehow rinse some grime off my brain too.

Follow up report:

That’s Numberwang!

No one thinks about the stubble though. One you shave it you gotta commit.

Imagine wiping peanut butter out of shag carpet vs astroturf.

Him and for Marvel, Hawkeye.

Now if we include non-heroes, I imagine Bullseye or Domino would smoke either of them.

Found the person from Pawnee.

Well it’s 3am, I must have zoomies.

I feel you. I have to let the far sides of my mustache grow out longer than the rest so they bridge the gap to the beard.

Trying to watch a movie while listening to someone gnaw on chicken bones sounds like hell.

This would be great. As a huge fan of Almost Heroes, I really wish Chris Farley had gotten a chance to do more historical comedies.

Maybe Maillard in “The System of Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether”?

People who saw A Knight’s Tale.

Riding high on the success of Aladdin 2: Return of Jafar, Disney decides to pilfer from Shakespeare this time. In March of 1995, the world witnesses the release of Disney’s Othello. The entire reason for this movie’s existence is to have Gilbert Gottfried as Iago. Not just like a funny casting joke, he’s the parrot from Aladdin. He wears like a hat and vest in this one or something, and no one ever mentions Aladdin or Agrabah, but it’s like Baloo in TailSpin, you know damn well it’s the same dude.

Zuck’s just an omega-level gooner, swearsies!

I haven’t been able to find a full version of the cover of “I Have a Dream” that Black Mirror used in Fifteen Million Merits. Better than ABBA’s version IMO.

Puzzles that are entirely music based with no visual cues.

They’re bad enough for me as just a guy with no rhythm or note recognition, but also just fuck deaf people I guess?

Cubed pork, daikon radish, shaved carrot, and napa cabbage in a miso-based broth. Oh, and as much ginger in there as you like.

Nice for when I feel like a soup with no starches. My other soups usually have rice, beans, noodles, or potato.

We can call it Headless Over Heels

Penis man, penis man

Doing the things a penis can.

What’s he like? It’s not important.

Penis man

Is he real soft, or is he real hard?

When he paints graffiti, is he at large?

Or is the large at him instead?

Nobody knows, penis man.