So long and thanks for all the fish memes

The fact that Thorium and Uranium are just “probably not a good idea” makes me think that the scale is based on licking like an ore that contains them rather than the pure element

Wireless charging exists, but i still agree with you because that’s still not a fully standard feature.

This but replace “stuffed animals” with “your friends.” Nothing like someone coming along thinking they can somehow be the one to “fix” or “save” the homie and ends up separating them from longtime friends (and then they’re still not happy and now we’re all a little more lonely)

Heavy emphasis on “sort of”

“Miss Frizzle said she’d be in there SOMEwhere…”

What if we kissed by the disembodied color-coded skeletons of human-horse relations?

I thought the tops of sprites reached space

The SciShow video that introduced me to the plight of the Koala called it “pap” which might be distinct from poop but I didn’t bother to look into it farther, just kind of assumed it was poop too

Shit duee my unlocked Sony Xperia has WiFi calling locked via the carrier 😅
I’m no slouch when it comes to basic tech literacy, but I was left scratching my head when I watched the WiFi calling setting literally disappear before my eyes. Fuck AT&T (at least I’m on a cheap plan)

I have strongly considered the Armor line. Which is what I’m assuming you’re talking about

I literally just can’t wrap my AuDHD brain around professional formatting. I’ll probably use AI to take the paper I wrote while ignoring archaic and pointless rules about formatting and force it into APA or whatever. Feels fine to me, but I’m but going to have it write the actual paper or anything.

Spoilsport

What in the idiocracy

Tortoise 0.5

But is it heavier or lighter than 9.1 kilograms of feathers?

Had to read the wiki to get this. A couple times, actually.

Well it’s not in the Merriam-Webster dictionary, but that’s just one source. I assumed they meant “excluded” because I’ve never seen “discluded” used… Ever?

Jays in my area well fly around making eagle calls convincing enough to fool plenty humans (myself included). Multiple times I’ve heard that unique shriek and searched the sky for a big bird only to see a cheeky Blue Jay hopping around in a tree 🤣

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