I was born in the 90s, my brothers were born in the early 2000s. We had a CRT into the early 2010s . Maybe people who weren’t poor haven’t seen real TV static but even then I doubt it. Hell, remember those god awful “flat screen” CRTs? My old station still had one of those that we used to watch TV on in 2018-19. It’s probably still there lol

Came across an unironic use of “momgoloid” in a paper from 1992 once

Slrpnk, the instance full of hippies and anarchists, is authoritarian? Lol how do they come up with this shit

Yes, however, do beat the absolute piss out of the limes. The granulated sugar is there to act as an abrasive as well as draw the oils out of the lime rind

Sounds tasty, I’ll give it a try

My favorite mojito recipe:

• 2 Oz (60 ml) white rum

• 1/2 Oz (15 ml) rich demerara syrup (2:1 sugar to water ratio)

• 1 lime, quartered

• a goodly amount of fresh mint, ~10-12 leaves

• a little bit of sugar

• ~2 Oz (60 ml) soda water

Build:

Put a little sugar in your glass, chuck the lime and mint in, muddle.

After you’re done muddling, fill your glass with ice

Add a splash of soda water (not the whole 2 Oz), rum and syrup, stir until chilled

Too the glass up with soda water, stir again to incorporate the soda

Garnish with a fresh mint sprig

Notes: I really like Planteray 3 star or flor de cana 4 for this recipe. Planteray has an earthier flavor while the flor de cana has a more fruity/tropical vibe. If you don’t have access to demerara sugar, you can use light brown or raw sugar for a substitute.

I’m more of a tiger balm on the starfish kinda guy

Literally every time I go to Walmart in my hometown

It was pretty cringe, the lyrics were god awful and they were way too liberal with the auto tune. Thankfully Elon is so unimaginative that he couldn’t think of more than one verse for his war crime of a song so there weren’t any surprises after ~10 seconds in. I would say the warning was justified, but a little overstated. I thought we were gonna be on Angelic 2 the Core levels of bad and it was just Friday bad. My relationship with my curiosity remains the same. As long as it isn’t (real) gore, I’ll probably click on it

Aw shucks, I’m honored to have my foolishness immortalized

You have no idea how much pain I’m willing to inflict on myself in order to get the reference. Your warning has been heard, but it will not be heeded

Edit: oof

the what

Aw fuck yeah. That’s the brainrot I needed today. Thank you for that lol

I read that as brainrot Garfield and got disappointed

relevant video

The German impulse to just smoosh words together is perpetually amusing and awe inspiring

You can buy 200mg pure anhydrous caffeine pills at Walmart for like $5. It’s abundant and as safe as coffee if you don’t go nuts. The max daily recommended dose is 400mg, anything past that could cause harm

At least 12

I kinda want to get some Trudeau stickers and start putting them up in gas stations around Florida lol

Loot me harder 👁️👄👁️