You aren’t stupid for asking a question. Asking questions is why smart people know things.
You aren’t stupid for asking a question. Asking questions is why smart people know things.
Kind of reminded me of this one.
No, thank you.
I’d just like to add that smart bags (that have lithium batteries for charging devices) also pose this risk. They’ve become more popular with travelers over the past few years.
If you use one of these, please be sure to remove the battery before checking your bag!
I have no experience with boiled peanuts. What’s the deal?
Man, that’s so sad.
“Yes comrade, that’s right. He’s telling us that the country is ovverrun with woke transexual alien criminals that are eating all of the household pets. Yes…yes I tried asking for the nuclear codes, but he just started rampbling about a radical lesbian liberal agenda and now he’s talking about China and hamberders. Comrade, he won’t stop talking about Nancy Pelosi and Obama and now I think he’s trying to sell me his ugly golden sneakers…”
My purpose it to be sitting on a beach, fat and drunk.
English may not be their first language. It’s okay to cut people some slack sometimes.
What are quoted strings?
If you’re going to wish for something, how about wishing Israel would stop genociding?
I keep my fireworks in the warming drawer.
That’s cool. More boob for me then.
“Like it is now…only shorter.”
“Listen, dentist. You asked me what I wanted my teeth to look like and I told you. Several rows of razor sharp shark teeth, pronto.”
I think the guys that dug the trenches have all melted by now.
Yeah, the IDF.
“It’s 9 a.m., and I don’t feel like drinking, but…”
What was the scenario (if you don’t mind saying)?
You… you should not be allowed at the petting zoo…