Bonus

Step 1: Paint house purple

A command is an ask. TIL.

Good to know. Archive.is is failing here.

One of the only things he’s ever said that (almost) makes sense but he sure doesn’t understand the concept of using all the tools in his toolbox.

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The dude’s really wearing an ascot with a straight face like that, isn’t he?

Threads isn’t the answer to anything.

Closeted Bro Convention

Of course, I was being ludicrous, too. They’re treating all of our allies terribly, regardless of color.

At least they went after a non-brown person for once.

Been loving the phone app myself lately. Must have 30 tabs open right now. Very smooth with the bookmarking…

What if we see a cyclist wearing bright colors tho?

Nah, don’t bother peelin em.

Sir, these are not hardboiled eggs.

I’m aware of that. Thankssss.

Oh, definitely heard that one a lot. Mine was almost exactly same coloring as this. Quite black and white striping and white belly too. Thanks!

They appear gigantic enough for the possibility.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/characters/nm0170381

Pursue your interests in life and people you’re going to hit it off with will be along the way.

We’ve gone downhill from the trend of police being required to wear body cams in a very short time.

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My whole life I didn’t comprehend I was living in Alta California.