Speed running our way to “electrolytes, it’s what plants crave!” I see … if you know, you know.

Wait, you guys get to retire?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk

I love it. I wonder if we could make this the official image on his wiki page…

Who opened the zip-bomb… ?

The answer is a resounding no. No they will not.

Sounds like they got popped with ransomware and are trying not to say it…

Failure.

Site appears to be down. What is this for?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixy_Stix

They banned pixie sticks by threat of suspension for a first offense… to be fair, people were being pretty dumb and snorting them though, so yea.

An Apollo clone…