That’s some next level owning the libs.

Strong Vigilante 8 Vibes. Looks great.

Wait, what?

Your dad is prochoice because your sister is now sexually active. I understand that.

But is your mom mad because she wanted an abortion and your dad refused? Meaning either you, your sister or both were unwanted pregnancies?

Jessica - The Allman Brothers

Would watch!

I thought suicides automatically disqualified life insurance claims?

Loved this game. The turtle tank was so good.

Make baby batter:

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Where’s her right arm?

You forgot the gigantic pipe organ on wheels blaring hentai and pornography.

This is just patently untrue.

Now whether Jesus was a divine being, sure that picture depicts the evidence of that. But we “know” that a man named Jesus certainly existed and was crucified.

Swallowing pills is extremely difficult, and can only be roughed down with a semi chicken dance shuffle that involves hopping and takes 4 minutes too long for anyone noticing.

The second g in garage.

Vase.

Rhymes with face.

Not only does it explicitly require non-slaveholding states to return fugitive slaves to their oppressors

The Fugitive Slave Law wasn’t part of the Constitution.

but it has multiple mechanisms intended to ensure the dominance of slave states in the federal government.

Again, not part of the Constitution. Those were the various compromises that the South kept getting pissy about foreseeing the end of Slavery, so they kept threatening rebellion.

If anyone tries to tell you the civil war was about states rights, not slavery… These are pretty obviously about slavery. But if they don’t believe that, just let them read the Southern States Declarations of Secession. They say what the civil war’s about in their own words.

Summit does it too. I actually swiped back just to see if it was true. Then grumbled the whole 5 seconds it took to get back.

Agreed on front right solely for phone. Front left is wallet and keys. Back left is the trash pocket. Back right is the utility pocket. Water bottle at a concert, garden gloves if I need to take them off for a bit, various hardware bits and bobs during house repair.