… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well
We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)
… oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans
Damnit! We aren’t starting that project till quarter 4!
What??? We already did that one! We did that after weather control and truth serums.
Get back to work Steve. That black hole device isn’t gonna develop itself
Nice guy actually, a little flighty though
I was born in a lab ln Langley from the unholy union of Siri, ChatGPT, and an old mpeg of alien autopsies
Yea, for a novelty account sometimes I kinda just say stuff then regret it
Shit, we own the private sector. Or they own us, I can never remember
Man, I hated the part where you have to walk around balancing a book on your head
No! I am the leaker!
I love these guys!
AXOLOTL COMBAT! Dundundundundndndn
Yea, they take up too much funding that could be used for other orgs!
Hey man, that’s damn hurtful
Hey look! More mirroring of Nazi forces cling Germany! Fucking GOP