No, the rich ones who are down on their luck! Not the poor ones who fucking earned homelessness

floating astronaut with pistol always has been

Care to summarize if you’re trying to make a point?

Open season on the tasty meat creatures

Commas aren’t, hard people.

My safe space! sobs for attention

Giant Meteor for Earth President 2032!

So many hours of my childhood well wasted

Playing singles by Seal

And his Delirious Dumbasses doing Dirty Deeds

Some shit broke

The best part of being a redneck is when you get divorced you can still eat grandma’s cooking on holidays.

Bit cold in here huh

It’s one of those “shithole” states he doesn’t acknowledge

Florida has a checkpoint for plants and possible invasive species, definitely not for firetrucks helping people though.

Central United National Terrorist States, in that white spot between SEMEN and FUCK

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

You forgot the most important, smallest, highest ranking beanie, the yarmulke!

This happened to me in 2017 in Mario Odyssey purchased from Walmart, just a single piece of plastic inside of a properly shrink-wrapped case. The return counter said he had seen it many times before already. How has Nintendo not cracked down on their manufacturers allowing this for almost 8 years?

Edit: It would take nothing more than a window in the front case paper to show the game chip inside, not exactly rocket surgery.

Pushes the ship forward obviously