Ok… so now what are the blue checks paying for if not to be on top of your feed? Just the blue checkmark?

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Man, that sounds horrible. I’ve only been bit on my arms and neck by them. I would pass on ladybug eardrum bites if offered, thank you.

Hmmm… I choose the immoral jellyfish

Have you considered switching to indicas?

Ladybug bite.

I would like to attain their hard candy shell and ability to fly.

So he should definitely go

I hope he goes, he’d have a lovely time.

Gotcha

What’s the T word?

Dig it

Hi everybody!

The workaround is to buy a small handgun for concealed carry and then attach a small switchblade bayonet.

Your right to open boxes shall not be infringed

Reddit is dying anyway.

Is there anywhere to get those ads without having to book my face? (Asking for a friend, obviously)

Cats dig waterwheels though, everybody knows that.

If you live near a stream or river you could easily rig a water wheel to dispense cat food at whatever rate you want with the right gear combos and some scoop buckets with flaps

I bring a small torch lighter and pop them out as I go

Nope, they’re mostly selfish assholes in my family

It’s just that much closer to the Woo-Hoakes lobe of the brain, which is responsible for controlling the placebo effect in most mammals