Being in a functional union was nice while it lasted.

I recently got a Kia Niro and it has buttons on the wheel for most of the basic functions of the touch screen. Really handy

Myspace is still online.

This is an actual quote from a park official discussing the difficulty of designing bear-proof garbage cans that didn’t confuse people as well.

No white people maybe.

Planaria?

A basic DNA test can tell you your ancestry back thousands of years and identify numerous genetically determined traits. It’s kinda crazy what kinds of things they can tell you about yourself.

I enjoyed that call exactly once, when I left Comcast for RCN.

“I’m calling to cancel my service.”

“Why?”

“RCN offers twice the download speeds for half what you charge. Can you beat that?”

“…I’ll switch you to cancellations.”

The one exception should be teachers who refuse to stop misgendering a student, and then only done by the other students.

I wonder if there is a linguistic link to kibbeh.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kibbeh

Yikes! Is that what it is now? I got it a decade ago for $5.

Sleep as Android

It’s just a really great alarm clock app, but with tons of other sleep tracking functionality. I’ve always had trouble sleeping through my alarms, but I never do with this.

They are known as terror birds. Think of a ten foot tall ostrich with a flesh tearing beak like an eagle.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phorusrhacidae

Large predatory flightless birds probably didn’t help either.

Just checked and the US does NOT have an extradition treaty with Vietnam.

Skull weight alone would make hopping difficult. Their heads are huge.

We can thank Reagan for the situation with the news. He got rid of the Fairness Doctrine which mandated broadcasters both present controversial issues of public importance and do so in a manner that fairly reflected differing viewpoints.

AccuWeather’s owner and Republican megadonor Joel Myers has been dreaming for years about destroying the National Weather Service. He wants weather to be a for-profit venture (specifically his profit).

When Trump said he would debate Biden anywhere, any time, I said Biden should agree to a debate in Tehran.

The “fuck around” phase is over. We are now on “find out”.