

Apparently I live under a rock or something. Only seen one of these, Sherlock.


Apparently I live under a rock or something. Only seen one of these, Sherlock.


Wrapped up like a douche
Actual lyrics
Revved up like a duece


I need you to pay your power bill with an apple gift card…
Wtf, how do you fall for that, oh yeah be a drunk business owner…
Solar or lunar eclipse?
I will love you and squeeze you, and call you George…
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Your part of the ten thousand…


There’s a paid search engine that some techies use, can’t remember what it’s called.


Hand up, and bow head.
Valid point.
Join ASS!
It does have a ring to it.
I like the idea, but, join APP seems like maybe not the best acronym.
Moooeow
(Pronounced moo and meow together)
This is why I don’t drink anymore.
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Pee is not stored in the balls, your spermies are.
That sounds terrible.