…if that’s true I’m gonna go talk to my boss. We need a CNC.

There is no world in which that machine is under a million dollars.

Halfway through the branch point pull the lever to derail the trolley?

Depends, am I in a women’s only clothing store holding their bags while I’m left alone and trying not to make eye contact with strangers? And then when I want to check out a store that only has things I like I’m told they don’t want to go?

Or are we shopping in a store or place where there are things for both of us and we can talk to each other about what we’re doing?

Planning things out ahead of time and keeping myself too busy to spiral.

Where is Ubisoft getting all this unearned confidence from? Their games have just been circling the toilet for the past 5 years or so.

Idk how you would continue to work for the company after that.

It’s like the super nice teacher with the permanent lewd smile from Saiki K.

Must be a pre-Brexit window.

For $50 running is how you move it.

It still started it. Just because you throw a match onto an expanding pool of gasoline surrounded by candles doesn’t mean you didn’t start the fire.

The movie is just people LARPing LOTR

Well shit, our home ec just had us learn to sew and make really shitty pretzels.

Okay but does the music have to be from a recorder? The sound makes me bleed from the eyes.

It’s not that dangerous, I only get stabbed once, maybe twice, when I get groceries, and usually they don’t even nick an organ.

I was so confused in 2016 by everyone who was excited for Trump, and I didn’t quite get why.

Now those same people feel a lot more comfortable saying horrible opinions in public and I’m like oh, that was why.

Yeah, the get over it in this context is more of… an attempt? At empathy. Instead of “we have to get over it” it should have been something like “we will get through this”.

He’s said worse things though.

That was Roy, not Moss.

That’s comforting.

I used to work in a testing lab that housed a lot of prototypes for other companies so we did the same, didn’t recognize someone we closed the door behind us as we went it.

Fun getting yelled at by strangers for not holding the door, bit at least security was right next to the door to ask who they were.

My mom makes similar calculations for holiday dinners.