More context: Sanctioned drive races are on 1/8 or 1/4 of a mile tracks. There are longer races, but those are usually events at an airport or dry lake bed and not a normal weekend race at a drag strip.

Genau.

That is not German humor, that is German anger.

The snowflake is located above the middle of the distance between the eye and ear of the bird. That is like a snowflake hair clip by the temple.

I believe there were rumors based on comments about Chicago in response to the mayor’s comments, but no official statement saying that Chicago was the first sanctuary city to be descended upon.

It is my understanding is that at this point they have directed ICE to start going down their list of illegal immigrants that have committed serious crimes. My assumption is that they have to get a strategy and assets prepared to do large scale raids, which they could not have formally done until after inauguration. I also assume they will be weeks or months away from large operations and they will be gathering a large mobile task force that will hop between cities while local offices are gathering lists and information about subjects that will be targeted.

I expect Chicago to be the first city to see a large operation just as a “fuck you” to the mayor, but other sanctuary cities that have said they won’t cooperate are also prime targets.

It must have been his first time. Trump with teleprompter used, it won’t take that long. Trump with no teleprompter, buckle up and settle in because it is going to be a long one.

There is no such thing as getting a boob job for yourself.

You get a boob job because you feel your attractiveness and value as a person or partner is limited by the size of your breasts. You are getting bigger boobs to appeal to another person, real or imaginary. If you feel your value as a person is lower than if you had bigger boobs, you need therapy, not surgery. If someone else is telling you you need bigger breasts to be more attractive, they are toxic and should have no place in your best life.

Your husband should be providing for you all the external validation you need about your attractiveness. If you feel that he doesn’t value you as much as you would like, talk to him and work together on meeting your validation needs. Keep in mind his perceived lack of adequate interest can be projection or reciprocal due to you not meeting his needs(actually or perceptually), which is common in relationships when things between you have fallen into a comfortable routine.

Couples therapy can be a fantastic tool to help you if the two of you are having difficulty communicating and understanding the issues you may have and making progress towards mutual satisfaction with the relationship.

Personal option: To me, a girl with fake breasts is less attractive because she likely has underlying mental health issues that will manifest in other ways that makes her less attractive as a person regardless of how perfect her Ds are.

That is a possibility if you aren’t normally keeping it in the bag unless being needed in the moment.

It is far more common for the attempted theft to occur late at night because thieves avoid greater risk.

How to increase playtimes and artificially lengthen the story by getting players lost AF in one easy step.

The fob doesn’t turn off.

The car is always calling out for a response and the key “hears” the call and responds with their agreed upon codeword.

A faraday is like plugging the key’s ears and putting a gag in its mouth. It can’t hear or say anything.

Don’t kink shame.

Almost nobody is going to care unless you go places nobody cares about.

We don’t segregate people by color, but some people self segregate. There are areas with more black people or more white people, but there is no laws that say you or her can’t go somewhere because of skin color.

I am assuming she is black. There is a small chance that some people will say rude things to one of you because you are with someone of a different color. Don’t confront them, just walk away. The cops would love to ruin their whole day, so govern yourself accordingly.

We see a lot of Germans in the tourist spots, your accent will be considered adorable and we will love to know where you are from and will likely fail to repeat the name of your home city unless it is Berlin, Frankfort, or Munich. If you are from Bayern, you are from Bavaria. If they ask you to say something in German, “etwas” is funny, but you will have to follow it up with an actual sentence. Throw in an “umgebung”, it’s a fun word to us.

Also you need to understand that America is very large. Germany is smaller than our states of Illinois and Indiana, look at those states on a map and understand that things are further apart than you may think.

If you can manage the 2hr drive, Chattanooga has an awesome aquarium with a massive glass walled tank.

Ask the hotel desk where are some good local spots to get food, but the best places are not in the information pamphlet they may hand you. I hope your pants fit loose, our food can put weight on you very easily if you take in too much of our hedonistic freedom. Tip your servers, that is how they afford to live.

Ich höffe das Eures Urlaub wunderbar sind und der Amis sind freundlich. Ich weiß das Sie Amerika lieben werden. Mein Deutsch schlecht ist, tut mir leid, es ist zwanzig Jahre her dass ich Deutsch gelernt habe.

Trust implies consent.

Not quite, it ended up being quite the messy situation.

I thought for sure it was a tree.

The worst part about my new kiwi knowledge is that they can be grown in my area but take 5 years to give fruit and you need a male and a female plant. I love kiwis and would love to grow my own, but 5 years?!

Be older.

I feel so attacked right now. I am shook. I need a beer or two to calm down. I am shaking, mostly from withdrawal, but also a panic attack.

Edit: Nevermind, I’m good. It was just gas.

I understood it with context clues. Reading things on the internet definitely feels like I am reading an entirely different language sometimes.

Sometimes when I am scrolling past things, I pickup the words wrong because the words are matched to the look of a word instead of what the word says because I am not actively reading. That results in me reading headlines very wrong because my stupid brain filled in too many gaps and error corrected the headline to say wild shit. I scroll up to find out more and see the mistake. I wish I had an example.

Example: “Snow flurries are rare in US south – now a blizzard has hit”

I read that as “Snow furries are rare in US south – now a blizzard has hit”

The headline makes sense, but the entire meaning changes entirely because my brain gave me the wrong word.

You can’t be too sure. Last thing anyone wants is someone to get ahold of their legendary Pepes.

Either adjust audio levels or invest in a better system that allows you to limit the range of audio with better resolution.