something something Ai powered something
The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
something something Ai powered something
ignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”
I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.
Gene edit the particular gnats in my area out of existence
You got time to duck?
Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.
why not stuff a pineapple with pizza itself? does it kill god? does it change the worlds polarity? does Italy disappear completely?
Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker
Good, I could use some clown blood.
I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby
it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…
you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!
It’s chowder
It’s called a Wifi Enabled Cat Warmer.
vacation? that would crazy.
“For Me…” gratingly said with vocal fry
colorblind people are like, “yeah, totally.”