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Now, I respect my opponent. I think he’s a good man. But quite frankly, I agree with everything he just said.

Bent down to pick up a kitten in my garage when I was 8. It was under a car engine suspended on a lift, and I brained myself badly while standing up. Lots of blood, seizures due to three TBI and resultant swelling. Thankfully my mother bravely stood up to the mean old doctor insisting I needed surgery to relieve the swelling and instead treated me with psychic healing and veggie smoothies. It only hurts sometimes 45 years later.

Bent down to pick up a box while cleaning an extra bedroom that had become infested with bees (they had started a hive in the wall due to an unseen opening happened around a hot water pipe after an earthquake). Frustrated due to both the intense heat and the bees that had only left their hive due to said heat, tried lifting said box, not realizing it was full of books and simultaneously ignoring a lifetime of working around my chronic back issues. I stopped trying to stand once I resembled a fleshy right angle and had to crawl out of the room on my hands and knees. A lovely 40 mph fender bender later that year (I was at a complete stop as were the cars in front of me) made that a delightful addition to my back problems.

Same year, I was making Hasselback potatoes for the first time. I have a seldom used but quite nice food processor, but decided ‘hell, why not use the mandolin?’ About an 1/8" of my right ring fingertip, that’s why not, dumbass! Thankfully it grew back, but the very tip looks like a light burn scar and it’s still somewhat numb and tingly when touched 9 years later.

I love Wildermyth. I really need to check it out again :)

Shiori?

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Where is the ‘whatever spoon’ used for certain festive jellies?!?!

They just need more mustaches.

Look at how laidback and cool Bortus was when he had one!

I always love a random Jason Pargin reference ;)

You know that’s right!

Wow, this looks absolutely fantastic. Thanks!

He could be a fucking bartender for all we know!

I absolutely agree. I just missed him having a cameo like the rest of surviving main cast.

I grew up with the original series and couldn’t agree more. It was fun and only very slightly marred by no Mister T cameo.

That’s what happens when you forget to cast Frotz.

Remember! Reality’s an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! Bye!!

The gravy will no longer incapacitate you, but will merely give you explosive diarrhea an hour after consumption. Also, you will have an insatiable urge to drink gravy.

He looks like one of my Tonkinese rescues. Not sure how she would respond to going out for a walk though ;)