What took them so long?

Or governments of major world powers. I doubt the show will be very funny, though

Have you used Linux in the past ten years?

War is Peace

Freedom is Slavery

Ignorance is Strength

Tell me you can’t get laid without saying you can’t get laid.

Well OK, the Russians have broken every peace accord for the past few hundred years. But surely this time it will be different.

~ European “centrist” politicians

Can’t wait for the xenomorph to burst out.

Be careful! Never be alone in a room with one!

Oops. Driver. Corrected it, thanks for the heads up.

Interesting video but he played a bit loose with the facts. He talked in great length about that car where a woman was killed by a self driving car, but left it a crucial detail: there was a safety driver on board who didn’t do her job. Doesn’t exactly help with credibility.

That’s more of a food crime than shitty food porn.

I bet there are shelfs full of mathematical textbooks about that question.

That fucker has been embroiled in scandals for decades. Just like that other guy that’s been elected recently.

They don’t do common knowledge in Russia.

Can I have one where using their brains doesn’t cause humans discomfort?

Fascism. That’s what.

Political too. And geostrategic, of course. But that seems to be very much en vogue these days.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

I did that once and it wasn’t a nice experience. Windows will always find ways to screw things up and you’ll constantly be dealing with their shitfuckery. Outside of gaming there aren’t really many reasons to stick with Windows and even gaming works great except on titles where it is explicitly sabotaged by the publishers. If you’re dealing with an older laptop, this likely isn’t a consideration anyway. If you’re unsure whether Linux is for you, my advice would be to install it in a VM first and see if it works for you. Chances are, you won’t miss Windows at all.

Actually looks better than a lot of stuff they’ve fielded there.