Tesla stock holders: “Bullish!”

Everyone else: “But why though?”

Tesler delivering poor performance on an extremely delayed rollout: 📉

Tesler’s clearly manipulated stock price: 📈

“Merssion Accermplershed!”

“mAke miSsiOn aCComPLisHeD aGaiN”

Gross

He excels at burning hunks of metal at extremely high temperatures. I thought the Cybertruck was the pinnacle but alas.

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Karp + Musk + Thiel + Vance + Trump = 💩

She about to catch on fire for no reason

You live right next to Stephen Root? Lucky!

Paid in full with rubles

Is his son Elon the far right ideologue who is hosting the event?

Putin’s Russia is without honor.

“TACO trade” was coined this month by Financial Times columnist Robert Armstrong to describe how many investors have responded to Trump’s whiplash tariff policy. One columnist named him. His Wall Street bros with the insider info love him.

Guaranteed he will reverse course when his Wall Street bros tell him to

Warp speed— Engage

Cheers! 🍻

I wouldn’t take one even if if was free

🦭💨

Gross